Hello World of Blogger's! Its official. I am sad to say that apparently I give in quite easily to peer pressure. After continual harassment, I have decided to join the ranks. Here you go world! ok, so maybe not much of a first post, but its the first thing I thought of. :)

In the name of all the "servers" out there, here is a list of simple things you can do to NOT make life easier on your waitress. (we're so pleased to be of service!)



1. Bring your badly behaved kids with you.
- We servers love kids! However, when you let throw there plasticwear all over the
restaraunt, smash Mac n' Cheese all over the seats, tables, centerpieces, BBQ sauce bottles,
eachother, the floor, or anybody else it makes clean up quite a bit more difficult for us
when you leave.

2. Be indecisive when you order
- Customer:"ok I'll have the Beef brisket, thats pork right?"
Server: "No sir, thats beef, But we do have a pulled pork sandwich?"
Customer: "Do you have ribs?"
Server: "Yes sir we have ribs, would you like the half or whole rack?"
Customer: "Uhhh dear what do you thi....ooh! you have chicken! like by itself ?"
Server: "yes sir you can get it in a platter. the platter comes with two sides."
Customer: "oh rite sides... what are they again?
Server: "the sides are Mac n' cheese, roll, baked beans, applesauce, mashed potatoes,
fries, sweet potato fries, as you'll see right here on your menu."
Customer: "Just give me uh....... beans, no! mashed potatoes! ummm what do you like?"
ETC.... ETC....

3. Round her tip the nearest dollar, no more!
- your tip is our rent money. (some of us dont get payed by our employers)We love you, so
love us :)

4. Demand attention when your server is with another table
-ie. waving arms, standing up, yelling across the room, tapping your server on the shoulder
when she's with another table, etc.

These simple things among others will help to srtess, anger, and distress your waitress.


good luck!